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Ok, Time to do this stupid What im worth thing... cause curiosity damnit!

Natural Hair Color
[ ]Black - $100
[ ]Any form of blonde - $50 
[ ] Red - $75
[x]Brown - $15 (Brown, like poop.... Magical poop)
[ ] Other - $10

Total so far: $15


Eye Color
[x] Blue - $50
[ ] Hazel -$100 
[ ] Brown - $15
[x]Green - $200 (Ya ladies, sexy green/blue eyes.... feyghets)
[ ]Other - $10

Total so far: $265

Height
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 (Im so normal guy height!)
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50 
[ ]Under 4'9 - $105

Total so far: $415

Age
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100 

Total so far: $435

Birth Order
[ ] Twins (or more) - $300
[x] First Born - $300 
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second Born - $150
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200 
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $375

Total so far: $735

Drink?
[ ] No - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250 
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[x] YES - $200 (Shot of whisky please)
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $10

Total so far: $935

Vision
[x] perfect vision - $300 
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100 
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1235

Family's Car Color(s)
[x] White - $2,000 
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[x] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $900 
[ ] Pink - $475
[x] Black - $450
[x] Red - $400 
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[x] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20 
[x] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total so far: $4775 (we have 4 cars.... MURICA)

Shoe Size
[x] Over 13 - $300 (15, big feet mean big............socks)
[ ]12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 10.5 - $650 
[ ] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550

Total so far: $5075

Favorite Colors
[ ] Green - $750 
[ ] Black - $600
[ ] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow - $415
[ ] Brown - $50 
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400 
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $50

Total so far: $5950

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0 
[x] On Some - $750
[ ] No - $1000

Total so far: $6700

How many people are you going to tag?
[ ] Over 61 - $250,000
[ ] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[ ] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[ ] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[ ] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[ ] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[x] 1 - 10 - $500 
[ ] 0 - $0 
  • Listening to: Fast-n-Furious Soundtrack
  • Reading: Mlp Fanfics
  • Watching: Doctor Who, and Godzilla
  • Playing: Forza and Battlefield
  • Eating: Healthy shit
  • Drinking: Hard Cider
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:iconyang759:
Yang759 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yar! That thar still be a lot of booty

Ye can buy lots o' rum with that
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ktheman1911 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Alas, I like whisky and vodka more then rum.... but a drinks a drink!! arrrgggghhh!
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:iconyang759:
Yang759 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YARRRRRRRRR
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:iconktheman1911:
ktheman1911 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
And anybody reading this is going to be so lost on where the pirating came from! AAaaaarrrrgggghhhh
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:iconyang759:
Yang759 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But It be our job to be confusin them landlubbers!
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